Paul Westerberg, circa 2014
"Many is the time I’ve been like, ‘I’m going to open the Bible, and this pertains to me!’ And, instead, it’s ‘Aesop’s sandal was pointing to the seventh donkey.’ It’s like, ‘Fuck!’ You know? You want it to say, ‘Turn down thine amp!’"
Elliott Smith, circa 2000
This photo is nearly single-handedly responsible for me thinking that a t-shirt and a suit jacket is the coolest damn outfit possible.
Spooky Tooth, circa 1976
"They’re a big ‘hit’ with my ‘band’, I know they’re going to be a big hit with yours." - Androw Garlack, some dude who looks like an algebra teacher yet was evidently a roadie for the Tooth
Lou Reed and Richard Belzer, circa 2013
Please tell me this means they’re going to star in a buddy comedy together.
Floyd Crosby & David Crosby, circa 1971
Happy Father’s Day. Mr. Crosby appears to live in the same 70’s design catalog as Elton John’s parents do.
Brian Wilson, Mike Love, Carl Wilson, Al Jardine, Bruce Johnston, the cast of Full House, circa early 90’s
On first glance, I literally couldn’t tell Bruce Johnston and Dave Coulier apart - such is the power of 90’s jeans. In other news, why in heaven’s name is Al Jardine wearing those sweatpants - did nobody tell him he’s going to be on television? Brian looks like he’s auditioning for a recurring role as the Tanner’s neighbor. Not for the first time, I miss Carl Wilson’s ability to remain classy even in trying circumstances…
Amy Poehler, Aubrey Plaza, Tina Fey, circa 2012
Funny lady sammich.
Hasil Adkins and Joe Coleman, circa 1999
Two weirdos after my own heart.
Jeff Tweedy, circa 2011
I bet this man feels like a hundred bucks today.
Neil Young, circa 1971
Living the dog’s life on Broken Arrow Ranch.